var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-309958-7"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} aspiring developer / entrepeneur / viking, currently living in phx az, originally from dfw tx. portfolio | my freelance outfitTumblr (3.0; @meswarb)http://meswarb.tumblr.com/<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksiiv6mtqk1qz8znxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/231406574http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/231406574Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:57:05 -0600<DrBob> You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand women.<br /> <Odin> not true.<br /> <Odin> I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic operation of women.<br /> <DrBob> It's just best to let them do what they want, so they'll let us do stuff to them.<br /> <Odin> Nono let me explain.<br /> <Odin> Women are fundamentally amplifiers.<br /> <Odin> Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied<br /> <Odin> give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt<br /> <Odin> give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back<br /> <Odin> give them a little DNA in the bedroom<br /> <Odin> and they give you a baby<br /> <Odin> So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shithttp://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/190648000http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/190648000Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:11:57 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp3d17dGOa1qztoito1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youandwhosearmy.tumblr.com/post/173896363">youandwhosearmy</a>:</p> <blockquote>[via <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090828.gif">smbc-comics.com</a>]</blockquote>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173990846http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173990846Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:52:12 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp1y0d8SCV1qz8znxo1_500.png"/><br/> Shadow of the Colossus + Katamari Damacy<br/><br/> <img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp1y0d8SCV1qz8znxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> GTA IV + Ghostbusters<br/><br/> <img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp1y0d8SCV1qz8znxo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> Metal Gear Solid 4 + Punch Out!<br/><br/> <p>From the <a href="http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3191031&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1">You’re not the boss of me: Wrong End Bosses Photoshop thread on SomethingAwful</a></p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173220056http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173220056Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:24:00 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp1qfeqK6a1qz4iwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thommy.tumblr.com/post/173115073/if-you-havent-been-watching-ctrl-on-nbc-com-now">thommy</a>:</p> <blockquote>If you haven’t been watching <a href="http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/">Ctrl on nbc.com</a>, now is the time to do it.</blockquote> <p>Oh my god, is that four Busters!? <i><b>Sold</b></i>.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173209986http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/173209986Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:09:09 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mhxK2IOywVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mhxK2IOywVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This new Gnarls Barkley music video is pretty cool, featuring Jorm from The Lonely Island.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/172053560http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/172053560Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:10:51 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kozcp8jKN91qz6aawo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://kapi.tumblr.com/">kapi</a>)</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/172050210http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/172050210Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:01:17 -0500“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly…who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Teddy Roosevelt</p> <p><a href="http://atlanticwire.theatlantic.com/read-more.php?id=796">Atlantic Wire: Those Who Can, Do. Those Who Can’t, Debate.</a></p> <p>(via <a href="http://toomuchnick.com/">nickdouglas</a>)</p> <p>It’s kind of ironic seeing the former editor of Valleywag posting this.</p></em>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/171524838http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/171524838Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:20:03 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kopk3j7kXq1qz9p6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://everythingrandom.net/post/170081590/if-websites-were-people">randominternet</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://epicblog.me/2009/08/if-websites-were-people/">epicblog</a></blockquote> <p>wouldn’t deviantart be about fifty pounds heavier, drawing anime cariactures of websites?</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/170251705http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/170251705Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:30:43 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qsWFFuYZYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qsWFFuYZYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is nuts. 1500 hours of moving lego bricks and taking pictures of them.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/170030690http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/170030690Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:40:13 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kopbf9ECDR1qzvw5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danhacker.tumblr.com/post/167784674/night-watchmen-by-brian-hess">danhacker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://comicbooks.tumblr.com/post/167728932/night-watchmen-by-brian-hess">comicbooks</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://bosstones22.deviantart.com/art/Night-Watchmen-114903500"><i>Night Watchmen</i> by Brian Hess </a></blockquote> </blockquote>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168868190http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168868190Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:23:20 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koqdllsU7y1qz8qfno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danhacker.tumblr.com/post/168249173/jenna-fischer">danhacker</a>:</p> <blockquote>Jenna Fischer</blockquote> <p>I love this woman so much</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168863968http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168863968Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:10:13 -0500<a href="http://thecataclysm.tumblr.com">the cataclysm</a>: <p><a href="http://unfollowfriday.com/post/168445708/the-cataclysm">unfollowfriday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <b>You have neither friends nor a life, do you?</b> You think we give enough of a damn to care for three posts about how you don’t do drugs?  You think we care about how you want “him”, whoever that is? You’re sixteen years old, and trying to be someone you aren’t. My god, that’s embarassing. Your writing isn’t poetic. It is shit.</blockquote> <p>and here I thought they were talking about the new world of warcraft expansion</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168858497http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/168858497Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:51:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://meswarb.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/162653028/udTTAt3bJr2rzyhsobICKlAg&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gregoryjohn.tumblr.com/post/161931591/portishead-over">gregoryjohn</a>:</p> <blockquote>Portishead - Over</blockquote> <p>Addin’ this to my “potential soundtrack music if I ever make a movie” playlist.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162653028http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162653028Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:00:21 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koctv2MIhf1qz8znxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nedroidcomics.livejournal.com/">Nedroid Picture Diary</a> has probably become my favorite comic.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162650355http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162650355Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:54:38 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3anMvy0rW2U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3anMvy0rW2U&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Andrew W.K. trolls some juggalos.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162647942http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162647942Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:49:26 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7a9jhTNrMUo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7a9jhTNrMUo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>On a tour, Andrew W.K. broke his foot. Did he do what any other artist would do and cancel the rest of the tour? Hell no, he just partied <i>even harder</i> in a wheelchair.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162646798http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162646798Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:47:22 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6H6n_onZI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k6H6n_onZI0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162645866http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162645866Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:45:36 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdPB-hi26Yk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdPB-hi26Yk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m dedicating the rest of tonight to Andrew W.K. Here he is doing the weather.</p>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162645556http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162645556Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:44:56 -0500“Both myself’s and my roommate’s Xbox’s just shit the bed at the exact. same. time. #fml”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/alexmes/status/3302641047">alexmes</a></em>http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162612703http://meswarb.tumblr.com/post/162612703Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:46:26 -0500